Rubbish Seaside - Blackpool, Don't.
Rubbish Seaside - Bournemouth, The penultimate destination
Rubbish Seaside - Brighton, You'll never be cool enough.
Rubbish Seaside - Cleethorpes, The last resort
Rubbish Seaside - Exmouth, The end of the line
Rubbish Seaside - Great Yarmouth, Great pending
Rubbish Seaside - Grimsby, Any port in a storm
Rubbish Seaside - Hull, The Humber Games
Rubbish Seaside - Margate, The unmade town
Rubbish Seaside - Scarborough, We're sorry
Rubbish Seaside - Southport, Where the mud meets the sea
Rubbish Seaside - Southsea, It's still Portsmouth
Rubbish Seaside - Weston-Super-Mare, Super Nightmare
Rubbish Seaside - York, Death by Heritage
Rubbish Seaside -Hebden Bridge, Free range smugness
Rubbish Seaside -Leeds, At least it's not Manchester
Rubbish Seaside -Morecambe, It's not wise.
Rubbish Seaside -Redcar, Dystopia-on-Sea
Rubbish Seaside -Teignmouth, The fun stops here.
Rubbish Seaside -Whitby, Satan's minibreak.